Easy enough, just fill in the blanks (points awarded for creativity) and leave your answers as a comment...
I'm sorry it has been so long since I've _________(verb), but ever since I injured my _______(male body part), my ________(noun) has demanded a lot of attention from me. To start with, I finally ________(verb) my first _________(noun), and boy did the experience cost me a lot of money....and wear me out! My real estate agent (Bill) says that he's never seen a ________(noun) so _______ (adjective) before....and he's 78 years old! He wondered how I was going to fit my ________(noun) into Al's (my builder) ________(noun), but he was confident that Al could give me a hand.
Next, to save money, I stopped going to bed with _________(nouns) and started sleeping ________(at/on a place). As I go to and from work filling out paperwork and meeting people, my mind often wanders to my brand new giant _________(noun) and how I'm ever going to be able to _________(verb) it along with all of the other _________(nouns) in my life right now. I just feel like people are demanding a lot from me!
Lastly, my favorite group of _________(people) did some very impressive ________(actions) last week. However, all of their _________(actions) was not enough to win them the _________(prize) proving that sometimes it just doesn't matter how big your _________(body part) is, you need a little luck too.
THE ______(noun)
P.S. I don't have Internet at my disposal right now, so these entries might become few and far between.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
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Boring answers:
written
slong
job
bought
house
homeowner
young
furniture
house
the good people at Holiday Inn
on base
home
pay for
bills
basketball players
basketball playing
effort
ACC tournament
heart
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if that was your idea of pornographic, your sex life must be extremely boring.
(yawn)
Easy enough, just fill in the blanks (points awarded for creativity) and leave your answers as a comment...
I'm sorry it has been so long since I've FELCHED, but ever since I injured my LEFT NOSTRIL, my BOYFRIEND has demanded a lot of attention from me. To start with, I finally PINCHED my first HEMORRHOID, and boy did the experience cost me a lot of money....and wear me out! My real estate agent (Bill) says that he's never seen a AIR FORCE PILOT so GIDDY before....and he's 78 years old! He wondered how I was going to fit my PLEATHER PANTS into Al's (my builder) DRAG ROUTINE, but he was confident that Al could give me a hand.
Next, to save money, I stopped going to bed with OLD MEXICAN LADIES and started sleeping AROUND. As I go to and from work filling out paperwork and meeting people, my mind often wanders to my brand new giant RUBBER CHICKEN and how I'm ever going to be able to INSERT it along with all of the other TOYS in my life right now. I just feel like people are demanding a lot from me!
Lastly, my favorite group of ARMY BOYS did some very impressive GRINDING last week. However, all of their MOANING was not enough to win them the GEORGE BUSH IS MY SUGAR DADDY PRIZE proving that sometimes it just doesn't matter how big your KAZOO is, you need a little luck too.
-The SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
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