Hey yo Adrian!! could I get a back rub?....

First and foremost, for those of you who think that I was just a wham bam thank you ma'am one night stand blogger, that I fizzled my way out of the blog community after just 7 posts like the literary Chumbawumba, you are incorrect. I am currently living in a hotel on base and I do not have this "new fangled" invention called "the innn-tarrr-net" that most people outside of North Carolina speak of. As a result, my blog entries become few and far between as I get indoctrinated into work, try to close on my brand new house, and take up my most recent hobby....BOXING!! Yes people you heard correctly, Bobby "the....." Davidson (still working on the nickname, perhaps you could post some suggestions) is now a boxer. But how did this all come about?

Well, believe it or not, I've always wanted to be a boxer. I've never wanted to compete like "Rocky" or the "Cindarella Man," I just simply want to be a part of the sport...in some way. Well now I am taking lessons from what I believe to be some sort of Jamaican man named Gurjot K. Singh (no relation to Vijay Singh for those golf nuts out there) from a place named "Angel's Gym" (no asian sensations involved however). I've only been to one lesson, I haven't even been punched yet, and already this sport is kicking my ass. I still have a long way to go but I hold on to my dream of having a statue erected in my honor on the stairs leading up to the Philadelphia Library (for now I'll settle for Fayetteville).

Here is a list of people I want to Box:

Barbara Streisand: Fuck her and her shitty singing voice, I don't like her and I don't need a reason.
Dr Phil: If you think I need give a reason why I want to box him, you are next on the list.
Every girl who has ever hosted a party on my sweet 16: you think they may be easy, but I'm taking them on all at once.
A Killer Whale: You gotta earn the right to have a cool adjective in front of your name like "killer," we'll see if the new genus isn't called "Glass Jaw Whale" when I'm done.
Dr Phil: He won the first fight because he is fat and surprisingly agile.
Scarlett Johansson: Don't tell my girlfriend, but while we're fighting I'm going to try to touch her boobs.
Dick Cheney: I know I might be going out of my "weight class" per se, but If I can beat the "dark knight" ain't no body ever going to fuck with me again. I will be requiring medal detectors at all of the entrances however.... don't think I don't know how you play Dick!