Bobby Davidson 360....

In the news today:

Former White House aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby was found guilty on 4 of 5 counts in his Perjury and BOBstruction of justice case today....the 5th count you ask?? DEVIL WORSHIPPING (the jury insists that Libby only liked Dick Chaney and the prosecution lacked significant evidence to prove spiritual involvement with the Vice President's quest against the destruction of free-will)

Mom Pleads guilty to using baby in a pillow fight. Chytoria Graham, 27, used her 4 week old son as a baseball bat in a fight with her boyfriend. The kicker?? Her DEFENSE in her trial was that she lied about how the baby (who had a fractured skull) got hurt to protect her abusive boyfriend. Chytoria's parents have retained custody of the child and handed the defendant over to the care of Maury Povitch.

U.S. Senate continues investigation into Walter Reed Army Medical Center's poor conditions after the discovery of "black mold" was made public. "We have a moral BOBligation to provide the best possible care and treatment to the men and women who served our country, they deserve it and they're going to get it." commented President Bush...he later went on to state that he prefers the term "African American mold" and that the next step is to "Fight the mold in Iran so we don't have to fight the mold here."

New TV Sitcom to be based around Geiko "Cavemen." In a related story, I've decided that I'm going to start reading a lot more.

Suck on that Wolf Blitzer, you and all of your "situations." I managed to go an entire blog entry without the mention of Anna Nicole Smith....was that so hard? Who names their kid Wolf? And there is no way your actual last name is Blitzer, that is the name of a reindeer.

fag.