BOB Culture survey....

Attention all reader(s?), test your current Bob Culture knowledge by taking my quick and easy survey:

1. Former Vice-President Al Gore was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize because:
A. He "put climate change on the agenda"
B. This is a well orchestrated attack on George Bush and Fox News by the Norwegian cell of Al Quaeda
C. He is a prime example of how to efficiently re-use/recycle old cardboard.
D. This was an "off year" for hippies

2. The funeral plans/court battle involving Anna Nicole Smith has finally been laid to rest this week. Anna Nicole was best known in her life for:
A. Having the world's largest vagina
B. Having the world's richest vagina
C. Having the world's largest vagina to tiniest brain ratio
D. All of the above/she is not known to have achieved anything in her lifetime

3. Pop Star Brittney Spears has recently been reported to have shaved her head, gotten a tattoo, and checked into rehab for a third time. This outlandish behavior is believed to be because:
A. She is having a hard time coping with her divorce from K-Fed
B. After several months of sobering "responsibility" she decided to act out
C. She was influenced by Paris Hilton
D. She finally realized that she had no talent once she turned fat and ugly after her pregnancies and no one wanted to F*ck her anymore, so everyone stopped lying to her about how great she is and how she has such a good voice.

4. Which of the following TV show "pitches" was actually ACCEPTED by MTV and appears on the channel on a regular basis: (pick more than one)
A. "Ghetto Kids" from the suburbs stand around in a circle and tell one line jokes that were invented in the early nineties by 12 year olds....for comic relief it will be hosted by the one guy on That 70s Show WITHOUT acting talent.
B. A spin off of three previous shows where we take the least interesting of all of the Jackass "characters" and watch him "run amok" as his even less interesting fiance tries to plan a wedding. The kicker? Every episode this character will come up with a zany scheme (written by our writing staff) that slowly transforms his fiance's dream day into a giant promotion for our station. Look out for cameos from his stroke victim uncle and morbidly obese family.
C. We take an attractive teen, fill up a bus full of other attractive teens (sometimes of the opposite sex, but not always) and have teen 1 date everyone in the bus one at a time. The catch is that the selecting teen's ego will always prevail as he/she pre-judges all contestants based on their looks, ability to hula dance, and most importantly...whether they come off as a "playa." Watch self-esteem get decimated one 17 year old at a time.
D. Music videos

answer key: c/d/d/(all answers but d are acceptable)