BOB Culture Survey 2 "the deuce"......

Attention reader(s?), as before test your current BOB culture knowledge with my fun and easy survey:

1. A 12 year old boy was safely rescued from the Appalachian Mountains in McGrady, NC Tuesday after being lost for over 3 days. Authorities believe the reason the boy was lost in the first place was:
A. He was acting out the real life version of a game his scoutmaster taught him on the trip called "hide the snake in the log."
B. He had seen Deliverance and was out searching for banjo music and some of the locals.
C. He became to ashamed to face the world after realizing that he was, in fact.... a boyscout.

2. Recent reports cite that Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has recently adopted yet another foreign baby. When questioned, sources close to Jolie commented that her reason for doing so was:
A. She needed another tan baby to match her two black babies and three white babies.
B. She is just curious how many babies it would take for even Brad Pitt to stop F**king her....(Vegas puts the over/under at 5 X 10^16)
C. She is building an audience that will actually go see Tomb Raider 3.

3. The U.S. Congress is currently investigating the Executive Branch's recent decision prompting the firing of 8 U.S. Attorneys from 8 different states. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy believes that U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales approved these firings because:
A. If he didn't, his "boss" would choke him to death just like he did to Admiral Motti aboard the Death Star. (fyi I had to look up Admiral Motti's name on "woookieepedia"....I can't make this stuff up http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_choke)
B. It is the first step in Pres. Bush's "merger plan" between the Executive and Legislative Branches of government. By 2010, the plan calls for Emperor Bush to make all court/law making decisions by shaking his magic 8 ball and using a wigi board.
C. It is well known doctrine that job termination is the consequence of free thought for Republicans in this administration. Now sip the Kool Aid.....sipppp.......that's better.

4. Andrew Dice Clay's new reality T.V. show "Dice Undisputed" centers around Dice's "comeback" to the comedy world in his pursuit of his ultimate dream of selling out Giant's Stadium. The main thematic development throughout each episode surrounds:
A. Who gives a flying f**k? If I wanted to see white trash from Jersey, I'd turn on MTV's True Life series.
B. Who gives a flying f**k? I can think of 400 has-beens who interest me more: (including but not limited to Captain Kangaroo, The Micro Machine Man, That Indian Dude with the really long fingernails, and the creator's of The Elephant Show; Sharon Lois and Bram).
C. Who gives a flying f**k? It doesn't take talent to replace the work "dock" with "c*ck" in a nursery rhyme. Go work in a garage already!